eggcellent!

so when it comes to coloring easter eggs two tone is about as creative as i get, and even then it usually ends in disaster. however, here are some bad ass easter eggs for your viewing pleasure. happy easter!

happy april 20th!

oh jesus, you judgernaut you. lol
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home and garden show shananigans

over the weekend i attended to home and garden show with coworkers since  my work had a booth there. i am not looking for anything to for my home nor my garden but i did have a jolly good time pretending to be interested at select booths, filling out fake information, and observing the interesting people there such as my friend above. he walked around for ages with a gatorade bottle on his head. i also thoroughly enjoyed the amish, their pedophile elephant (which my coworker proceeded to 'enjoy'), and vodka w/sierra mist. more pictures after the jump.

side note: the amish would out of no where grab children with out the cosent of the parents and put them on top of the elephant. this led to many angry mothers but a very entertained me.

fashion faux-pas or faux-hawk?

while flipping through old pictures, i was reminded how visors were once cool. it made me quite nostalgic of the fashion trend. which originally prompted this posting to be about pluses to visors in a feeble attempt to justify bringing them back in style. however, upon my web surfing to find the ideal visor picture, i stumbled across this:

that's right. visors with hair!  these hot new do's come in a variety of eye catching colors such as camo, flames, and the ever popular stars and stripes. nothing says patriotism like an out of style trend with a hedgehog growing out of the top. at first i was completely appalled by the idea, is it bad that upon further research i kind of want one? these bad boys are even the latest trend on the golf circuit as seen here worn by comedian/actor bill murray:

visors not your thing? have no fear! you can rock some fake hair in a variety of styles including bandanna and ski cap styles. hell yea.

i guess its nice to be humored...for a while that is...

couldn't resist posting this:

"This is very autobiographical. This is the cuteness of a girl versus how interested I am in hearing about how intuitive her cat is. You see, the cuter the girl is, the more I'm willing to hear about the cat. "Oh really?" "Yeah, he's very intuitive." But you'll notice, at a certain point, I don't care how cute you are. I don't wanna hear about your fucking cat anymore. I hate your cat. When you leave the room, I try to get it. "

one fish, two fish

i've recently aquired a fish tank, freecycled ala my friend's mom. caring for fish is a lot harder than it seems. i've already had 4 casualities from feeder fish (which were my test run of course) but recently also lost two more fish, which i might add were my two favorite fish, demontae and detective sargeant troy. upon further investigation i discovered i might have been feeding them too much (but they always looked so hungry!!) have no fear, for those of you much like myself who have fishies with an appetite, our problems may have been solved:

they'll have rock hard scales and fins of steel in no time! either this or i should cut down to feeding them once instead of twice a day.

vegetable of the day

So today was the birthday of James Bond producer Albert R Broccoli (April 5, 1909- June 27, 1996). So in honor of that, some James Bond related fun facts:

1. Shaking a martini actually dillutes in more than stirring and also chills it faster.

2. Roger Moore was in the most "official" Bond films (7 total). Sean Connery starred in 7 as well, but Never Say Never Again is not considered an official Bond film.

3. Timothy Dalton initially turned down the role of James Bond, feeling he was too young.

4. The real name of Pierce Brosnan's character on Remington Steele is never revealed on the show.

5. More American actresses starred in Bond films than actresses from any other country.