cone of shame goes to: michigan weather

dear weather,

i would like to sincerely thank you for raining on my one day off a week. i really appreciate how you're warm and sunny the other 6 days of the week while i am stuck in my windowless closet of an office till 10 o'clock at night. i love the sloshing sound and cold dampness of my pants during the one opportunity i have to go out and do something. keep it up champ!

love,
cat

happy mothers day

yea, thats right, i'm living vicariously through my cat, what of it? better her than me give birth to four kids in the span of an hour in the lining of a box spring. 

in other news, mothers day, may 12th 1985, was the birth of yours truly! best mothers day gift ever? damn straight.

happy cinco de mayo esse's!

i love how americans have turned a holiday celebrating mexican pride into getting shit faced and eating tacos.

may the fourth be with you

my sister's kids are awesome.

want your own little ewoks to rock these threads? check out my sister's etsy shop HERE

bridal bonanza!

this weekend consisted of lots and lots of bridal event fun in honor of my good friend val. i recommend that you do NOT eat at Ronin in royal oak. delicious food, awful service. i DO recommend marrying in to a rich jewish family, beautiful shower hosted by mother-in-law-to-be and her friends. jdate.com here i come!!